If I go as Misty for Halloween, you MUST go as Psyduck.
It’s the only way I’d ever dress up as a ginger demon with exceptionally high levels of PMS.
I hope I get my confirmation e-mail first so I can level up my Pokemon way faster than you. You shouldn’t have fallen asleep, silly! Now you shall suffer the consequences at the hands of my Squirtle, while your Charmander wilts beneath my superior aqua-powers. I wonder what I should name him…
Ooh, I’m so excited to play a free online game with you! Even if it IS just something like Pokemon World Online.
Go back to sleeeeep. <3
Your Very Excited Partner,
Pokemon Theme Song
Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place
Come with me, the time is right
There’s no better team
Arm in arm we’ll win the fight
It’s always been our dream