I’ll give you three guesses for what Hilo and I have been obsessively playing the past week or so. Fuck, it’s so fun. We both wish it had co-op, though. But for now, we’re settling with screen-looking.Tonight we’re going to Ikea to grab 4 extra legs for the other desktop we have so our gaming setup is even MORE expansive!We both have been incredibly busy with work, so there hasn’t been a ton to report, but to gloss over a few things:• BlizzCon was amazing. Holy shit, guys.• We attended the opening ceremony of DSC’s new Star Wars exhibit. I seriously recommend it for any age Star Wars fan. The models and outfits they have on display are too cool.• We both unwillingly ogled nutsacks galore when we saw Immortals.• We both got much-needed haircuts. Sexiest couple alive.• Blanka’s starting being a baby at night and creeping down between us now that the temperature’s dropping. It’s pretty cute, so there’s no point in being mad at her.• I picked up Guild Wars again (well, before Skyrim came out). Looking forward to Guild Wars 2, and I might even get Hilo to play. He’s stretched so thin on video games, though, I don’t want to burn him out.
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I’ll give you three guesses for what Hilo and I have been obsessively playing the past week or so.

Fuck, it’s so fun. We both wish it had co-op, though. But for now, we’re settling with screen-looking.
Tonight we’re going to Ikea to grab 4 extra legs for the other desktop we have so our gaming setup is even MORE expansive!
We both have been incredibly busy with work, so there hasn’t been a ton to report, but to gloss over a few things:

• BlizzCon was amazing. Holy shit, guys.
• We attended the opening ceremony of DSC’s new Star Wars exhibit. I seriously recommend it for any age Star Wars fan. The models and outfits they have on display are too cool.
• We both unwillingly ogled nutsacks galore when we saw Immortals.
• We both got much-needed haircuts. Sexiest couple alive.
• Blanka’s starting being a baby at night and creeping down between us now that the temperature’s dropping. It’s pretty cute, so there’s no point in being mad at her.
• I picked up Guild Wars again (well, before Skyrim came out). Looking forward to Guild Wars 2, and I might even get Hilo to play. He’s stretched so thin on video games, though, I don’t want to burn him out.

  • Boy: [Playing World of Warcraft]
  • Girl: [Sad, sitting on the bed while playing on laptop]
  • Boy: What's wrong?
  • Girl: Eh, nothing.
  • Boy: You sure?
  • Girl: Yeah, I guess... I'll just never be good enough.
  • Boy: [Continues to play World of Warcraft]
  • Girl: [Angrily mashes laptop keys]
  • Boy: Hey! What are you doing!
  • Girl: I WANT TO BE THE HIGHEST DPS, I DON'T CARE IF I'M PLAYING A RET PALLY!!!
  • Boy: YOU'LL NEVER BEAT MY HUNTER BWAHAHAHA MAD DEEPS LOL I'LL ALWAYS BE NUMBER ONE, NOOOOB.
  • Guildie: LOLOL GIRLS ARE STUPID
  • Him: I'm too tired to play.
  • Me: [Halts setting up WoW gaming station] Oh, you are? Mmkay. [Disassembles]
  • Him: How come you never want to play by yourself?
  • Me: I dunno. I just like playing with you.
  • Him: No you don't.
  • Me: Yes I do. But I can't just sit down and go play like you. I have to set up this entire thing... the amount of work I have to do to play it is not worth it. And it's uncomfortable.
  • Him: [Discusses the laptop overheating as I continue to put the laptop back where it belongs]
  • Me: [Glances over at his screen to see what he's doing] Wha-- You're in a dungeon? You're in a group? I thought you weren't in one, like, five seconds ago.
  • Him: Yeah, I just got in.
  • Me: But I thought you said y-- Mmf. Okay. [Inner crybaby starts to bawl]
  • Crybaby: He's too tired to play with YOU. You're taking too long. You're too far behind. Just quit.
  • Me: ===≡≡≡｡ﾟ｡ﾟ(ﾟ `Д)ﾉ｡ﾟ｡

Grass

Dear Hilo,

Guacamole tastes like grass.
My throat gets scratchy and I begin to yawn a lot when I read aloud.
I fall asleep when I have to grind out levels on video games.
Sleeping on the floor makes me ache all over the next day.
Thinking that I won’t be in Missouri in less than two months terrifies me beyond words.
I’m skeptical about tea’s potential “tasty” factor.
I hate artificial sweeteners.
My Dad says to not date Asians because you never know what the crazy oriental genes might do to your offspring.

I’m still going to learn the delicate art of creating award-winning Guacamole.
Reading to you is soothing, and I like listening to a story together.
You help to keep me awake with your silliness.
It was the only way we could talk on Skype, and I would’ve been more sore the next day if I hadn’t fallen asleep to your voice (even if I HAD slept on my bed).
Thinking about NOT taking this chance and leaving Missouri terrifies me more.
Give me that peach tea. With milk and real sugar, okay?
Let’s try Stevia, my little Splendalump.
Our offspring might be crazy, but it’ll be cute to look at. Plus, I hope he gets your craziness. Bona fide Lady Killer.

Shugggaaaa,
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