• Me: Okay, I'm going to go blow-dry my hair, then we can go.
  • Him: Wait! I want to show you something. [playing WoW]
  • Me: Okay, what is it? [watches the screen as he kills Murlocs]
  • Him: Oooone second...
  • Me: ... [waits]
  • Him: OKAY THAT'S IT [BURSTS out of his chair and bolts for the bathroom]
  • Me: [Flabbergasted] Wha-HEY! You already went poop!
  • Him: I HAVE TO GO A SECOND TIME!
  • Me: NOOOOO
  • Him: [Horrendous pooping sounds] For youuuu! ♫

weevenge:

Ahahahaha I’m totally that girl now. Before, I was his pocket healer, but now that I’ve rolled a Druid, it’s like “Anything you can do, I can do better”…only I’m a 76 Boomkin and he’s 85 (and he’s used to being feral, so Boom is new to him). I WILL have better DPS than him, damnit. He gives a huge sigh when I do a bg and scream BOOM LOOK AT THAT, #2 BEHIND THE DK IN DAMAGE. SUCK IT.

Oh god, I was Hilo’s pocket healer for a while. That way, I was guaranteed a spot in his party (before we recognized our unrivaled affections for one another). I thought I was being sneaky, and I’m happy he let me get away with thinking that.
He’s a lovely, lovely boyfriend.

Tonight we’re going to get dinner together (to celebrate me finally getting the fuck out [; __ ;]) and I’ve been trying to think of where I want to go all day. I want to go eat something that I can’t readily get in Missouri. So, I’m caught up with either sushi at that one place (he knows the name of it, I can never remember), or some phở. 
I’ve been wanting sushi for a week now, so that’ll probably be the winner. 

Source: dearhilo

fredundead said: Wait, he plays hunter? lol. Ret pallys can easily beat them ;D

Ugh, I’m sure I could at level 85, but we’re both around 65 and he is whipping my ass without mercy. When I asked our veteran guildie about it, he said that I won’t be seeing myself in first place DPS until much higher levels.
I even socketed my Hatebringer with a goddamned red gem that cost 90g, and I’m still 3rd-5th place every time.
And I’m not that bad…